Category: It’s funny – laugh!

Death Metal Lounge Music

Proving it’s not the lyrics, but the music that sucks. :)

Am I the only one who thinks it sounds like straight out of the Fallout series? Or at least it would fit right in.

You gotta be shitting me…

Quoting from their shop:

“Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.”

TSA: Don’t mind the rifles, but beware of the mighty nailclipper

In another story of epic stupidity, TSA officials decide to strip returning US soldiers from their multi-tools and even nailclippers, while simultaneously letting them keep their carbines, pistols and machine guns.

Quoting from the whole story over at redstate.com:

So we’re in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that they’re going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this:

TSA Guy: You can’t take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? I’ve had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: You’re not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I’m allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you can’t use it to take over the plane. You don’t have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the f**k out of here. I’ll buy you a new set.

Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]

This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns–but nothing that could have been used as a weapon.

Words can’t even begin to describe how stupid this is…

How to bake a scone


Step One, Pre-heat the oven ’til it’s hot And take the mixing bowl or pot Spatula or wooden spoon Settle down, we’ll be baking soon A cup of milk, A cup of flour Mix in an egg, wait for an hour Take sultanas to fill the hole I just can’t wait to lick the bowl Take the bowl and pour the mixture in Make sure that you pre-grease the tin You see it’s easy, it won’t take long Now you know, how to bake a scone.

Assvertising

The Consumerists reports that KFC has come up with an ingenious new advertising concept: Gluteus Ad Maximus

Or as I like to call it: Assvertising

Also, check out this short news clip, discussing the issue and showing some nice examples :)

KFC ‘Double Down’ campaign has people talking ‘buns’ more than ‘chicken’ [WTEN.com]